Discussions| I reacently purchesed hp laserjet p1007 | | I purchesed this printer recently i think its mostly beter then inkjet and gives more pages, r u any one useing this printer? and r u saticefyed by its work before i was useing inkejet and it was giving only 50 pages and i sufred a lot by it | |
| | Anyone have a HP Laserjet 1600? | | I went downstairs to use mine (we just it and I have only used it once) and the thing is dead. I tried plugging it into another outlet...nada. No lights, no churning, nothing. It hasnt been dropped or anything. Kust used for a one page memo a few days ago. Is it a sensitive printer where if I didnt unplug the usb cable after or before shutting it off it dies forever? help! I need to get it fixed asap or replace it before my husband gets home on friday. thanks | |
| | | | this is worth a good chuckle! | | this is worth a good chuckle! A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ..Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel... | |
| | You create a shered printer named Telesales on a | | You create a shered printer named Telesales on a
Windows 2000 Server computer. this printer will be used
to print Thank-you letters by 300 Sales representatives.
The printer is an HP LaserJet 5000N that contains an
internal HP JetDirect device. The thank-you letters are
printed using Printer Control Language (PCL).
Employees report that the printer is printing too slow.
You want to maximize the number of Thank-you letters
that can be printed in a specific time.
What should you do?
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| | used to print Thank-you letters by 300 Sales | | You create a shered printer named Telesales on a
Windows 2000 Server computer. this printer will be
used to print Thank-you letters by 300 Sales
representatives. The printer is an HP LaserJet 5000N
that contains an internal HP JetDirect device. The
thank-you letters are printed using Printer Control
Language (PCL).
Employees report that the printer is printing too slow.
You want to maximize the number of Thank-you letters
that can be printed in a specific time.
What should you do?
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| | stand by light indicator continuolusly on | | even though i hv removed the cartridge and kept head open it does not show any indicition instead it glows standby light continuously and goes into stand by mode the printer i m talking about is 1010 hp laserjet. i would be really thankfull if some help can be provided | |
| | BRAINS!! | | A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email... | |
| | USB driver softwearI | | I want to connect my HP Laserjet 1020 to my laptop,but it does not recognise the printer from the USB ports.Other gadjets work through the same port so,I want to download and install a USB driver and or an update with the hope it will sort out the problem. | |
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